See what Jacopo Decided to do this year

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1. Prioritize Procrastination

Embrace the art of leaving things until the last minute. Procrastination is not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle choice!

2. Master the Snooze Button

Become a true master of hitting that snooze button and perfect the art of sleeping through alarms. Who needs punctuality anyway?

3. Embrace "Netflix and Chill"

Take your binge-watching skills to the next level. Become a pro at finishing entire seasons in one sitting and ignore all other responsibilities.

4. The "Lost Phone" Game

Set a new record for losing your phone at least once a week. Keep friends and family on their toes as they try to contact you while you go on epic searches for your missing device.

5. Explore the World of Unfinished Projects

Start countless projects and leave them unfinished, scattered around your living space. Become an expert at collecting half-done hobbies and cluttering your environment.