1. Embrace Procrastination
Spend more time avoiding work than actually doing it. After all, why finish tasks on time when you can stress about them at the last minute?
2. Master the Art of Oversleeping
Set a new record for the number of times hitting the snooze button in the morning. Who needs a productive start to the day anyway?
3. Become a Professional Snacker
Perfect the skill of mindlessly munching on snacks throughout the day. Forget about those fitness goals, it's all about that delicious instant gratification.
4. Excel at Distracted Multitasking
Become a pro at juggling multiple tasks while simultaneously being glued to your phone, because living in the present moment is overrated.
5. Proclaim yourself the "King/Queen of Procrastination"
Wear your procrastination prowess like a badge of honor. Delay those important projects to the very last minute, because nothing screams success like rushing through things in a panic.