1. Embrace Procrastination, Like Never Before
Because why accomplish something today when you can always put it off until tomorrow, or the day after, or the day after that... you get the idea.
2. Become a Master of Late Night Snacking
Because who needs a balanced diet when you can feast on a variety of chips, cookies, and all things unhealthy at 2 am?
3. Master the Art of Netflix Binge-Watching
Because nothing says productivity like spending countless hours glued to your screen, marathon-watching every series ever made.
4. Achieve the Status of Ultimate Social Media Stalker
Because scrolling through other people's profiles, liking posts from years ago, and analyzing every detail is definitely a valuable use of your time.
5. Perfect the Skill of Overthinking
Because why have a simple thought when you can overanalyze every situation and driving yourself crazy with endless hypothetical scenarios?