1. Get to Work on Time, Occasionally
Because being fashionably late might work in Hollywood, but not in the teacher's lounge.
2. Actually Grade Some Papers
Because letting them pile up until the last minute is a surefire way to make your students wonder if they actually learned anything.
3. Stop Doodling in Staff Meetings
Because apparently, cartoon versions of your colleagues aren't considered productive note-taking.
4. Remember Student Names... Sometimes
Because nothing says "I'm invested in your education" like accidentally calling a student by the wrong name for an entire semester.
5. Try to Avoid Spilling Coffee on Your Lesson Plans
Because while it does add a creative touch to the page, it's not exactly the kind of lesson you intended to teach.