See what John Smith Decided to do this year

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1. Get to Work on Time, Occasionally

Because being fashionably late might work in Hollywood, but not in the teacher's lounge.

2. Actually Grade Some Papers

Because letting them pile up until the last minute is a surefire way to make your students wonder if they actually learned anything.

3. Stop Doodling in Staff Meetings

Because apparently, cartoon versions of your colleagues aren't considered productive note-taking.

4. Remember Student Names... Sometimes

Because nothing says "I'm invested in your education" like accidentally calling a student by the wrong name for an entire semester.

5. Try to Avoid Spilling Coffee on Your Lesson Plans

Because while it does add a creative touch to the page, it's not exactly the kind of lesson you intended to teach.