See what John Smith Decided to do this year

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1. Stop Procrastinating, Start Tomorrow

2022 is the year to break the cycle of endless plans that never come to fruition. Maybe tomorrow, or the day after that…or next week?

2. Exercise More...Your Thumbs

Let's face it, your fingers could use a workout from tapping away on your phone all day. Time to give those thumbs a break from scrolling and get some real physical activity!

3. Learn to Cook...Takeout Menus

Who needs fancy homemade meals when you have an entire collection of takeout menus? It's time to embrace your inner chef by mastering the art of dialing for delivery.

4. Save Money...In Your Dreams

Let's be honest, budgeting is overrated. Instead of planning to save money, why not dream big and hope for a winning lottery ticket or a sudden inheritance from a long-lost relative?

5. Stop Overthinking...Just Kidding, Think Some More

Why make decisions quickly when you can torment yourself with endless analysis? It's time to embrace the indecisive side of yourself and think twice, or maybe three times, about every little thing.