1. Stop Procrastinating, Start Tomorrow
Because who needs to start today when you can always put things off until tomorrow?
2. Embrace My Nap Queen Title
If sleeping was an Olympic sport, you'd definitely win gold. Time to admit you're the reigning champion of napping.
3. Reduce Screen Time, Increase Guilt Time
While you're scrolling through social media for hours on end, it might be time to think about all the productive things you could be doing instead. Cue the guilt trip!
4. Embrace My "Chef" Status, aka Microwave Master
Step up your game in the kitchen by perfectly heating up leftovers and expertly pressing buttons on the microwave. Who needs gourmet meals anyway?
5. Embrace My "Fitness" Routine, aka Couch Potato Flex
Sure, lifting the remote control counts as a workout, right? It's time to fully embrace the couch potato lifestyle and make it your signature move.