See what Ben Decided to do this year

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1. Stick to the snooze button

Master the art of hitting the snooze button multiple times every morning, because who needs productivity when you can have extra sleep, right?

2. Embrace procrastination

Make a firm commitment to leave everything for tomorrow, because why do today what you can definitely put off until the last minute?

3. Become a social media guru

Spend countless hours scrolling through your newsfeed, because seeing what strangers had for breakfast is definitely more important than actually engaging with the real world.

4. Develop a Netflix marathon addiction

Challenge yourself to watch an entire season of a show in one sitting, because who needs fresh air or real human interaction when a screen can provide everything you need?

5. Embrace the art of takeout

Say goodbye to cooking and become a connoisseur of takeout food, because who needs a home-cooked meal when you can enjoy the convenience of greasy fast food every night?