1. Avoiding the Gym Membership
Because who needs exercise when you can just convince yourself that walking to the fridge counts as a workout?
2. Embracing Procrastination
Start each day with the intent to accomplish nothing, because why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?
3. Mastering the Art of Overthinking
Make it a goal to turn even the simplest decisions into a mental battlefield that leaves you paralyzed with indecision.
4. Becoming a Serial Snacker
Allow your snacking habits to reach new heights by convincing yourself that calories don't count when you eat standing up or with your eyes closed.
5. Expanding Your Social Media Presence
Aim to spend more time crafting the perfect selfie and less time actually enjoying the moment. Because life is all about the number of likes, right?