1. Stop Procrastinating, Tomorrow
Because why start today when there's always tomorrow...right?
2. Exercise Regularly, Like... Once a Month
Because who needs consistent exercise when you can just sporadically hit the gym and call it a year?
3. Save Money, Except for Taco Tuesdays
Because financial responsibility is important, but so is indulging in your love for tacos once a week.
4. Say No to Stress, Unless Netflix Releases a New Season
Because let's be real, nothing can stop you from binge-watching your favorite shows, even if it means sacrificing stress-free living.
5. Quit Being a Late Sleeper, But Only on Weekends
Because weekdays are for productivity, but weekends are for sleep-ins, right? Finding the balance is clearly a challenge.