1. Procrastinate Like a Pro
Embrace your inner procrastinator this year and vow to put off tasks until the very last minute. Who needs the stress of being organized and productive anyway?
2. Embrace the Couch Potato Lifestyle
Say goodbye to fitness and healthy eating - it's time to fully embrace the cozy comfort of your couch. Make a resolution to binge-watch more shows and never resist the temptations of junk food.
3. Master the Art of Oversleeping
Say goodbye to early mornings and become the ultimate snooze button champion. Make it your mission to sleep in every chance you get, regardless of the crucial tasks waiting for you.
4. Become a Professional Procrastinator
Take your procrastination skills to the next level by making it a full-time profession. Instead of being efficient and proactive, vow to become an expert at putting things off until tomorrow, or the next day, or the next...
5. Perfect the Art of Excuses
Make it your resolution to never take responsibility for your actions and always come up with the most creative and elaborate excuses. Why work on self-improvement when you can come up with a creative story for being late or not completing your tasks?