1. "Stop Binge-Watching Every Show on Netflix
Because there's a whole world out there waiting for you to explore...and those hours spent on the couch aren't helping you see it!"
2. "Master the Art of Procrastination
Because who needs productivity when you can become a pro at delaying tasks until the very last minute? Your future self will definitely thank you...maybe."
3. "Embrace the Messy, Chaotic Lifestyle
Because why bother organizing your life when you can revel in the beautiful chaos that surrounds you? Just remember where you left your car keys...if you ever find them."
4. "Become a Certified Sleepaholic
Because who needs a solid eight hours of sleep when you can stay up until 3 a.m., scrolling through social media and contemplating the meaning of life? Sleep deprivation is the new black!"
5. "Perfect the Art of overthinking
Because worrying about every little thing is definitely the best use of your time and mental energy. Who needs confidence, right? Let's just obsessively analyze every detail until we're stuck in a never-ending loop of self-doubt."