Become a Procrastination Expert
Embrace the art of leaving everything until the very last minute because who needs the stress of being prepared?
Master the Art of Overthinking
Spend hours analyzing every single insignificant decision and doubting yourself in order to truly appreciate the beauty of self-sabotage.
Become a Multitasking Disaster
Attempt to do multiple tasks simultaneously and end up forgetting half of them because being overwhelmed is the new normal.
Embrace the Clutter Queen/King Title
Make it a goal to surround yourself with piles of random stuff so that you constantly have to search for your keys, phone, or sanity.
Become a Serial Quitter
Discover a new hobby every week and be enthusiastic about it for a day or two before losing complete interest because commitment is overrated, right?