1. Stop Snoozing, Start Doing
This year, resolve to finally conquer your chronic snooze button addiction. Embrace the joy of getting out of bed on time and experiencing the wonders of actually being early for once.
2. Master the Art of Procrastination... Tomorrow
It's time to challenge yourself to take procrastination to a whole new level. "I'll do it later" should become your mantra, because why do today what can be put off indefinitely?
3. Embrace the Chaos
Bid farewell to the concept of organization and embrace the beautiful messiness of your life. Embrace the lost keys, the messy desk, and the unopened mail. After all, who needs structure when you can embrace spontaneity?
4. Explore New Excuses
Why settle for the old, tired excuses when there's an entire world of creative reasons waiting to be discovered? This year, push the limits of your imagination and come up with mind-boggling excuses that will leave even you questioning your own logic.
5. Take the Path Less Productive
Forget about productivity and efficiency. Instead, embark on a journey of purposeful procrastination. Spend hours perfecting your social media feed, binge-watching TV shows, or pursuing any other unproductive activity that makes you question your life choices.