1. Stay Committed to Procrastination
Keep putting off those important tasks until the last possible minute, because why be productive when you can binge-watch your favorite shows?
2. Embrace the Clutter Life
Make a pledge to never clean or organize your living space, ensuring that you always have a thrilling adventure in searching for your misplaced belongings.
3. Say Yes to Snacks, No to Gym
Make a resolution to prioritize food over fitness, because who needs exercise when you can indulge in delicious treats?
4. Master the Art of Oversleeping
Make it a goal to hit that snooze button as many times as possible, because who needs a productive morning routine when you can have a few extra minutes of beauty sleep?
5. Perfect the "I'll Do It Tomorrow" Mentality
Make a resolution to always delay tasks until tomorrow, because putting things off has clearly worked so well for you in the past.