1. Overpromise, Underdeliver
Embrace the art of setting high expectations and then conveniently forgetting about them. After all, who needs to follow through when you can conveniently blame it on a faulty memory?
2. Procrastinate Like a Pro
Why do today what you can easily put off until tomorrow, or the day after that, or the week after that? Embrace the art of postponing tasks until they become someone else's problem (or miraculously solve themselves).
3. Embrace the Snooze Button
Start each day by hitting the snooze button multiple times and enjoying those extra minutes of blissful slumber. Who needs punctuality and productivity when you can revel in the warmth of your cozy bed?
4. Master the Art of Indecision
Spend countless hours mulling over the simplest decisions. From choosing which Netflix show to binge-watch to deliberating over what to order for takeout, ensure that every choice becomes an agonizing ordeal.
5. Take "Self" Time to the Extreme
Why waste valuable time interacting with other humans when you can indulge in endless self-reflection? Spend hours analyzing your own thoughts, goals, and dreams without taking any action towards achieving them.