1. Embrace My Procrastination
Becoming a master of last-minute deadlines and waiting till the eleventh hour, because why do things early when we can do them in a panic?
2. Develop a Better Relationship with My Snooze Button
Hitting snooze fifteen times in a row, because mornings are for crawling back under the covers, not for productivity.
3. Upgrade My Multitasking Skills
Attempting to do everything at once and ending up accomplishing nothing, because who needs focus and efficiency when we can have chaos?
4. Master the Art of Overthinking
Spending countless hours overanalyzing every single decision and scenario, because why make life simple when we can make it unnecessarily complicated?
5. Become a Professional Procrasticleaner
Engaging in impromptu cleaning sprees to avoid doing actual work, because tidying up our surroundings is definitely more important than meeting deadlines.